"A SERIES OF UN-FUCKING-FORTUNATE EVENTS" /\ || Look at the title up there. The first thing I'm going to blurt out is "Fucking hell!!!"
THE MORNING BEFORE The night prior to the shitty events today, I couldn't get any sleep. I rolled off of bed and hit the cold hard floor. Damn, it was painful. It was around 4.30a.m when I decided to go to the bathroom. I didn't see a soap lying on the bathroom tiles - bad mistake. I stepped right on it and slipped. I catapulted face-first into the half-filled bathtub. Darn! Just then, the electricity failed me. A power cut! I almost screamed in the dark, out of frustration and not fear. 4.30a.m and I was already experiencing all these! Grrr....
BEFORE THE TRIP Okay, shits happened around me today. Let's start from the beginning. At 7.15am, I went to my driving school as instructed just to find no one there safe for a few cats and three other people waiting for the staff to arrive. When they did arrive at 8.00a.m, they found out that my driving test slip was not there - but it was at the place the test would be carried out by authorized testers. The others all had their slips with them, and all I could do was sulk.
ON THE WAY We're already behind schedule at 9.00a.m. On the way, the van we were on broke down mainly because the driver was driving too bloody fast. To make matters worse, the front tyres went BOOM! Bloody hell... We were stranded there until a backup van arrived. The van happened to be carrying the ppl who were going to take the law test. We kind of forced them kicking and screaming out of it.... just to be stuck in a frustratingly huge traffic jam a few minutes after the van started moving.
THE TEST The hill climbing test went on smoothly. During the parking test, I had just put the gear on reverse when I sneezed... causing me to accidentally kicked the pedal... and hit a metal post. Damn it, I failed the first part!!!!
The second part, the on-road test, everything was going on smoothly - VERY smoothly when a black car suddenly came speeding towards me. He hit the brake of his car, and I hit mine. We stopped in the middle there, and it was obvious to EVERYONE there that it wasn't my bloody fault! I repeat, I wasn't at fault! Everyone there said so, but the tester had another idea. For almost everything he had ticked, he crossed them instead. What the hell? It said clearly on the slip that wouldn't fail the on-road test unless you make four mistakes. You will pass if you get at least 16 out of 20. But I get 19!! I made just one (which ALSO isn't my fault), so why does the slip now read "FAILED - No regards to traffic laws"?????? Fuck it!! What did I do to deserve this? I should have known how 'marvellous' this one tester was. When I got into the car at first, he didn't even look at me. He gave directions with his hands!! What the hell? How am I going to drive if I had to keep my eye on him so I know where I have to turn the car to next?? Was he fucking mute? The only words he said to me was "Drive faster". Well, fuck him! I hope he either drowns himself or meet with some accidents today.
ON THE WAY HOME Again, we were stuck in traffic jam. When I finally got home, I couldn't find my key to the house! And no one was home. The maids were on their two-day break from work. Damnit! Damnit! Damnit! Mom chose the worst moment to go to my aunts house, which was approximately 25 kilometers from our house. DAMNIT!!
Don't even let me start on how shitty the next few hours were for me. The temperature was 34 degree Celsius: SCORCHING HOT!! I waited for a loooooooooong time before Mom came home.
These whole things would be so damn funny if I wasn't feeling so pissed off. You can laugh all you want, because I know you'd find it funny. You can even make a story or fan fiction out of this.
What a shitty day...
p.s/ I don't care what happens tomorrow. I'm going to post the next chapter of "And if the Sun Won't Shine..." and work on "Solitude Chronicles" tomorrow. Yes, tomorrow. |
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